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Aztek463
12-12-2006, 09:45 PM
Rule: The same movie cannot be quoted twice in a row.

EDIT: YEAH, WE ARE TRYING TO CARRY ON A CONVO WITH MOVIE QUOTES!


We savvy?

SEANWOOKIE?
12-12-2006, 09:58 PM
ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

dork313
12-12-2006, 10:06 PM
Game over man, game over!

SEANWOOKIE?
12-12-2006, 11:34 PM
Tell 'em Steve Dave!!!!!!!!!!

boon23
12-13-2006, 12:01 AM
Come to daddy!

Shimy
12-13-2006, 12:33 AM
daddy is not coming on anything.

:D hehehehe

boon23
12-13-2006, 12:36 AM
(now I wonder which movie that might have been, shimy)

Shimy
12-13-2006, 01:22 AM
hahaha hmm i wonder if you do, can you name it :P

boon23
12-13-2006, 06:50 AM
Snowwhite and the 7 dwarves?

HotRod
12-13-2006, 08:30 AM
Never rub another man's rhubarb

Number20
12-13-2006, 10:30 AM
Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.

NexPhr3ak0r
12-13-2006, 12:49 PM
are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?

Heinrich
12-13-2006, 01:41 PM
You tryin' to blend in or something? You look like a fucking duck hunter.

boon23
12-13-2006, 03:30 PM
The duck of death.

Shimy
12-13-2006, 03:55 PM
Snowwhite and the 7 dwarves?

its from harild and kumar go to white castle hahaha

Shimy
12-13-2006, 03:56 PM
"HEY did you just touch my ass"

Aztek463
12-13-2006, 04:53 PM
*Just so we're clear, we're trying to have a conversation in movie quotes only*

To Shimy: So what if I did?

Chaltab
12-13-2006, 05:43 PM
"I'm gonna give you to the counta three to get your lousy, lying, no good carcass out my door! One. Two."

BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

"Three. Merry Christmas you filthy animal."

dork313
12-13-2006, 06:25 PM
We're trying to have a conversation with movie quotes???? Well that should've been specified. :???:

beckmen
12-14-2006, 01:35 AM
"Remember how I said I would kill you last? I lied."

HotRod
12-14-2006, 03:28 AM
Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around!

Shimy
12-14-2006, 02:28 PM
*BOOM

those were five hundred dollar sunglasses Asshole

casualimp
12-14-2006, 05:00 PM
The difference between you and me is, I make this look good.

Shimy
12-14-2006, 05:33 PM
Oh! So that's, like, a metaphor?
Well see I am more of a literal guy. So when I do this...
** Swings causualimp around by his arm and plantes him with one hand behind his back on a table face first **
It means i will literally break your shit off if you ever touch me again.

:) ok Pumpkin

ADigitalMan
12-14-2006, 08:33 PM
Shut up woman befo' I break yo' face!

Aztek463
12-14-2006, 08:43 PM
...What?

Darth Enzo
12-15-2006, 09:01 AM
They speak English in What?

boon23
12-15-2006, 10:03 AM
How do I know it is a threat?

beckmen
12-15-2006, 11:54 AM
I will eat your babies, bitch!

(*TV show, I am either breaking or changing the rules right now)

Heinrich
12-15-2006, 12:43 PM
C?mon in, take a seat, have some cake...you aaaass!!!

Shimy
12-15-2006, 02:24 PM
How do I know it is a threat?

Well, that depends who you ask. Because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Hannible King Blade 3

SEANWOOKIE?
12-15-2006, 02:42 PM
I thought you said it was a nice size!!!!!!

bigrob
12-16-2006, 12:56 AM
This stuff will make you a into a goddamn sexual Tyrannoursous...Just like me!

Bain - Predator

Shimy
12-16-2006, 01:02 AM
You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while.

Shimy
12-17-2006, 01:14 AM
"i saw that going differently in my mind"

Darth Enzo
12-17-2006, 01:10 PM
Bitch, you don't have a future!

Shimy
12-17-2006, 01:51 PM
OH, That's why you and I had friction? God, I always thought it was 'cause, 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year.

psycho_dayv
12-17-2006, 05:00 PM
"HAIL TO THE KING, BABY."

Shimy
12-18-2006, 01:15 PM
Thats no moon, THATS A SPACE STATION :O

casualimp
12-18-2006, 01:42 PM
It's not just a ship, it's a Transformer!

boon23
12-18-2006, 01:49 PM
But that's not funny. A transformer turning into a house. So what?

Heinrich
12-18-2006, 01:55 PM
Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God

boon23
12-18-2006, 02:00 PM
Whewww! Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

12-18-2006, 03:28 PM
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Shimy
12-19-2006, 01:16 AM
God creates dinosaurs, god distroys dinosaurs, god creates man, man distorys god, man creates dinosaurs...

dinosaurs eat man, women inherit the world...

casualimp
12-19-2006, 11:55 AM
IT'S GODZILLA!!!

Number20
12-19-2006, 02:49 PM
Its a bird!
Its a plane!
Its Superman!

12-19-2006, 02:56 PM
Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.

ron2112
12-19-2006, 03:29 PM
And what are you, Ricky? Huh? Bishop Sheen? What the fuck are you, Mr. Slick? Who - what the fuck are you, friend to the working man? Big deal! FUCK YOU! You got the memory of a fuckin' fly! I never liked you, anyway.

Ron Moses

12-19-2006, 03:35 PM
How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?

ron2112
12-19-2006, 03:47 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

casualimp
12-19-2006, 03:50 PM
Shake n' bake.

ron2112
12-19-2006, 08:28 PM
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

Aztek463
12-19-2006, 09:39 PM
Oh man, this is completely wrong!

ADigitalMan
12-19-2006, 10:35 PM
Wakey, wakey. Hands of the snakey!

12-19-2006, 11:36 PM
Listen Vic, I don't mind what you do, but don't try to fuck me in my father's office, I don't think of you that way. I like you a lot man, but I don't think of you that way.

Shimy
12-20-2006, 12:30 AM
Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby?

ron2112
12-20-2006, 07:33 AM
You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?

casualimp
12-20-2006, 12:31 PM
We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants.

Shimy
12-20-2006, 01:56 PM
HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiDDYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, my name is Mr Stinky

ADigitalMan
12-20-2006, 05:48 PM
Say hello to my stinky friend!

ron2112
12-20-2006, 07:45 PM
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time.

casualimp
12-20-2006, 08:17 PM
No ticket.

ron2112
12-20-2006, 08:41 PM
I'll get you for this, Schueller Bob!!!

Nanner Split
12-20-2006, 09:43 PM
It's not a too-mah!

dork313
12-20-2006, 10:28 PM
Welcome Nanner! :grin:

ADigitalMan
12-21-2006, 01:34 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life.

Shimy
12-21-2006, 11:57 PM
ok so you not as fast as you were, you got calcium deposits on yoru bones, and artheritis in your joints, you wont be able to out last him, so your only option is power. you're gonan hit him with POWER BOMBS, which are gonna feel like pain bombs, your gonna hit him so hard his ancestors will feel it.

Cassidy
12-22-2006, 02:10 AM
I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.

Shimy
12-22-2006, 02:14 AM
You will try...

Cassidy
12-22-2006, 01:25 PM
Do or do not. There is no try.

ron2112
12-22-2006, 01:43 PM
There is no spoon.

casualimp
12-22-2006, 07:54 PM
One man's mundane and desperate existence is another man's Technicolor.

Cassidy
12-24-2006, 10:29 AM
Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

casualimp
12-24-2006, 11:25 AM
You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle.

Remixed by Jorge
07-10-2007, 02:56 PM
What we've got here is... failure to communicate.

havenz
07-10-2007, 03:32 PM
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.

NexPhr3ak0r
07-10-2007, 07:08 PM
what is your major malfunction?

lewis886
07-10-2007, 07:14 PM
Give me the bat, Wendy!!

Remixed by Jorge
07-10-2007, 10:11 PM
The law? Ha! What law? WHERE'S THE LAW, DREW?

messenjah14
07-11-2007, 03:46 AM
I AM THE LAW!

nOmArch
07-11-2007, 09:02 AM
I. AM. PAIN.

Remixed by Jorge
07-11-2007, 09:13 AM
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

NexPhr3ak0r
07-11-2007, 09:50 AM
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

boon23
07-11-2007, 04:46 PM
Shoot the hostage.
or: shoot Harry, something we all wanted to do for a long time.

GyRo567
07-12-2007, 07:03 PM
Don't tell Harry. ;)

Remixed by Jorge
07-12-2007, 07:54 PM
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

GyRo567
07-12-2007, 09:56 PM
Luck has nothing to do with it.

YourMamaVideo
07-12-2007, 11:24 PM
It's all in the reflexes.

Chad1978
07-13-2007, 01:02 AM
In my experience there is no such thing.

NexPhr3ak0r
07-13-2007, 08:11 AM
Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard.

-mallrats

DoctorM
07-13-2007, 09:56 AM
They call it a Royale with Cheese.

NexPhr3ak0r
07-13-2007, 01:46 PM
Beanie, you remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?

Remixed by Jorge
07-13-2007, 02:57 PM
Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot...

GyRo567
07-13-2007, 05:10 PM
Of course! November 5th, 1955!

SouprGrrl
07-23-2007, 11:43 AM
Thank you, Mrs. Doodykins.

ThrowgnCpr
07-23-2007, 12:15 PM
but you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me.

Heinrich
07-23-2007, 12:33 PM
?Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.?

Heinrich
07-23-2007, 01:46 PM
?What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child??

nOmArch
07-23-2007, 04:13 PM
That's right. I'm a gay robot.

-Church

voodl
07-23-2007, 05:11 PM
Classical, you mean like Run DMC?

SouprGrrl
07-25-2007, 10:10 AM
Hey, time will tell on that.

NexPhr3ak0r
07-25-2007, 10:26 AM
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

boon23
07-25-2007, 10:36 AM
You can overcome any adversary no matter how bizarre their powers may seem. There is always a way. Only one thing can defeat you . . . your own fear.

lewis886
07-25-2007, 10:41 AM
England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship *is* England.

Remixed by Jorge
07-25-2007, 10:59 AM
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

ThrowgnCpr
07-25-2007, 11:00 AM
Bollocks, you wanker

SouprGrrl
07-25-2007, 11:46 AM
Bullocks, Mr Belcher!

Finn
07-25-2007, 11:53 AM
Can you belch? You know, can you burp?

Remixed by Jorge
07-25-2007, 12:19 PM
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

ThrowgnCpr
07-25-2007, 12:28 PM
Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

GyRo567
07-25-2007, 12:39 PM
Kind of an Easy Company tradition, getting shot in the ass.

Finn
07-25-2007, 12:50 PM
I wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass 2 years...

YourMamaVideo
07-25-2007, 02:23 PM
"well it ain't Ozzie and Hariet"

Heinrich
07-26-2007, 12:27 PM
I wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass 2 years...

?then you?ll surely know where to put it, hmm??

ThrowgnCpr
07-26-2007, 12:33 PM
Go ahead! No, I can?t, sounds like you?ve already got at least two people in there already. Might be a little crowded.

Heinrich
07-26-2007, 12:36 PM
oh, that?s ok. i?ll bring my own chair.

ThrowgnCpr
07-26-2007, 12:37 PM
I've got your fuckin' chair, bitch! Why don't come find it? Stupid fucking heavy thing...

Heinrich
07-26-2007, 12:43 PM
?That?s a moose, you idiot! A moose!?

ThrowgnCpr
07-26-2007, 12:45 PM
I'm looking for my dog. His name is Heinrick. He's a Norwegian Elkhound. I use him to hunt moose!

:D

Heinrich
07-26-2007, 12:48 PM
Jim? He?s dead.

:lol: :lol:

ThrowgnCpr
07-26-2007, 01:35 PM
Oh hell, I always wanted to kill him anyway... asshole was what he was.

messenjah14
07-26-2007, 01:39 PM
You're as useless as an asshole right here! *Points to elbow*

ThrowgnCpr
07-26-2007, 01:48 PM
Right arm has been severed above the elbow with massive tissue loss in the upper musculature... partially denuded bone remaining...

Heinrich
07-26-2007, 01:50 PM
"I'm gonna rip your fuckin' spine out, I swear to God."

ThrowgnCpr
07-26-2007, 01:59 PM
Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Heinrich
07-26-2007, 02:33 PM
it was the will of god my friend.

messenjah14
07-26-2007, 04:31 PM
I, the wrath of God, will marry my own daughter and with her I'll found the purest dynasty the earth has ever seen.

Finn
07-26-2007, 04:32 PM
Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?

NexPhr3ak0r
07-26-2007, 05:25 PM
I AM GOD!!!!!!!

GyRo567
07-26-2007, 07:21 PM
I'm out of it for a little while and now everyone's having delusions of grandeur!

Finn
07-27-2007, 08:40 AM
Vanity....definitely my favourite sin.

SouprGrrl
07-27-2007, 11:24 PM
Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?

nOmArch
07-28-2007, 09:47 AM
Because I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.

NexPhr3ak0r
07-30-2007, 08:39 AM
i'm so f*cking far from ok it ain't even funny.

ThrowgnCpr
07-30-2007, 09:54 AM
Because I'm fucking in love with her man, OK!

Aztek463
07-30-2007, 10:08 AM
That shit don't matter, you don't give another man's wife a foot massage!

ThrowgnCpr
07-30-2007, 10:13 AM
And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go

NexPhr3ak0r
07-30-2007, 10:29 AM
This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. F*ckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherf*cking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.

ThrowgnCpr
07-30-2007, 11:01 AM
Death does not wait for you to be ready! Death is not considerate, or fair! And make no mistake: here, you face Death.

Simba7
07-31-2007, 01:20 AM
The horror! the horror!

ThrowgnCpr
07-31-2007, 11:36 AM
For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear.

messenjah14
07-31-2007, 12:03 PM
But I'm a republican!

ThrowgnCpr
07-31-2007, 12:13 PM
They had this look in their eyes, totally animal. I think they were young Republicans.

Simba7
08-01-2007, 07:35 AM
My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we.

ThrowgnCpr
08-01-2007, 08:13 AM
You really f*cking thought this through, didn't you, genius? You're gonna have to dig the bullets outta my head. That'll be nice, huh?

SouprGrrl
08-02-2007, 12:47 AM
I've got a bad feeling about this.

Simba7
08-02-2007, 02:47 AM
You're scared of Room 237, ain't ya?

ThrowgnCpr
08-02-2007, 07:17 AM
Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.

Simba7
08-02-2007, 08:12 AM
Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?

YourMamaVideo
08-02-2007, 11:03 AM
shut up mister burton

SouprGrrl
08-03-2007, 01:23 AM
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

Simba7
08-03-2007, 09:39 AM
Bullshit, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!

ThrowgnCpr
08-03-2007, 09:48 AM
I want you to look at my face one last f*cking time. This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...

Jim
08-03-2007, 09:54 AM
I'll hurt you! Pain...! MUCH... PAIN!

messenjah14
08-03-2007, 09:57 AM
So there is no pain.

Simba7
08-03-2007, 11:16 AM
Obi-Wan has taught you well.

SouprGrrl
08-05-2007, 12:53 AM
Why, I bet if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Chad1978
08-05-2007, 12:58 AM
Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied.

SouprGrrl
08-05-2007, 02:09 AM
It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!

Jim
08-05-2007, 10:50 AM
Killing me won't change anything.

Heinrich
08-05-2007, 10:56 AM
I could kill you just for the fun of it, y?know?

Simba7
08-05-2007, 11:50 AM
We're not killing anybody on our wedding day.

Jim
08-05-2007, 01:05 PM
The only reason a woman marries these days is because of the taxes.

ThrowgnCpr
08-05-2007, 01:27 PM
Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.

Simba7
08-06-2007, 12:43 PM
This horse walks into a bar...

Jim
08-06-2007, 01:08 PM
Bar? Bar? Oh, you mean a Pub!

ThrowgnCpr
08-07-2007, 10:09 AM
A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing? It's... This is a pub! We are in a pub! What are we going to do?

nOmArch
08-07-2007, 12:01 PM
Pub? ah yes. An establishment where human beings repeatedly consume fermented vegetable drinks to reach high states of inebriation.

SouprGrrl
08-10-2007, 12:35 AM
Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.

Simba7
08-11-2007, 07:24 AM
Do me a favor, keep that kind'o'shit to yourself

SouprGrrl
08-17-2007, 02:09 AM
Cut me some slack, jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow!

DaVaRo
08-19-2007, 08:55 PM
Now you listen to me, you smooth talking son-of-a-bitch. Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is. Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork.

ThrowgnCpr
08-20-2007, 07:56 AM
I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.

DaVaRo
08-20-2007, 08:15 AM
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. :-x

SouprGrrl
08-20-2007, 09:39 PM
You need a hose, but we don't have that kinda time.

YourMamaVideo
08-20-2007, 11:22 PM
ah.....time enough at last!!!

DaVaRo
08-21-2007, 03:22 PM
Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.

Simba7
08-21-2007, 03:27 PM
Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

SouprGrrl
08-22-2007, 12:12 AM
Superman, thank god! I mean . . . Get him!

DaVaRo
09-01-2007, 12:40 PM
*Gunshot* Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

ThrowgnCpr
09-05-2007, 09:52 AM
Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?

SouprGrrl
09-05-2007, 11:52 PM
Yeah, I understand. I understand that you're a fucking wacko who likes to play kids' games

voodl
09-06-2007, 01:26 AM
Awww!!!! My balls!!!!!

SouprGrrl
09-06-2007, 01:44 PM
I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.

Remixed by Jorge
09-06-2007, 01:53 PM
Do you realize that people are the only animals that make love face to face?

SouprGrrl
09-06-2007, 07:26 PM
And finally you come face to face with the imutable truth that it is virtually impossible to french kiss a person who takes the NEW roll of toilet paper and leaves it resting on top of the empty cardboard roll. God forbid he takes the two seconds to actually replace it. Does he not see it, Does he not see it!!!!!

Simba7
09-07-2007, 04:26 AM
No. I grew up after. In the ruins... starving... hiding from H-K's

ThrowgnCpr
09-08-2007, 09:10 AM
I wake up every day looking at Death, and you know what? He ain't half bad. I think the secret old Mr. Death is hiding is that for some of us, it's better on the other side. I know it can't be any worse for me.

messenjah14
09-08-2007, 09:16 AM
I met Death today. We are playing chess.

SouprGrrl
09-08-2007, 12:34 PM
What is chess, do you think? Those who play for fun or not at all dismiss it as a game. Those who devote their lives to it insist that it's a science. It is neither.

ThrowgnCpr
10-07-2007, 07:37 AM
How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?

boon23
10-07-2007, 10:37 AM
I am in the maths club. And the physics club.

ThrowgnCpr
10-07-2007, 12:42 PM
...y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit...

boon23
10-07-2007, 04:25 PM
Hey, Cherry, do you belong to the physics club?

SEANWOOKIE?
10-08-2007, 12:12 AM
First rule of physics club, you don't talk about physics club.

Okay it wasn't exactly but close enough.

ThrowgnCpr
10-08-2007, 05:31 AM
:) hahaa, that is great.... funny thing, I was in both the Physics Club and on the Math Team in high school! rock on geeks!!


ok, I will get a real quote later...

Heinrich
10-08-2007, 06:05 AM
:) hahaa, that is great.... funny thing, I was in both the Physics Club and on the Math Team in high school! rock on geeks!!

GEEKS DON?T ROCK!!!!

ThrowgnCpr
10-08-2007, 06:13 AM
dude.... Rivers Cuomo ...geeks can certainly rock!!

ThrowgnCpr
10-08-2007, 09:14 AM
and back to the quotes...


"Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses."

SouprGrrl
10-08-2007, 11:44 PM
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

beckmen
10-11-2007, 08:58 PM
How bout 'quixotic'?

SouprGrrl
10-18-2007, 12:22 AM
Do you know what occurred to me? You're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.

beckmen
10-18-2007, 01:29 AM
You are out of your element, Donnie!

(yeah, I brought out that old hat)

Simba7
10-18-2007, 02:21 AM
We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.

ThrowgnCpr
10-24-2007, 10:40 AM
Nothing more will I teach you today. Clear your mind of questions.

boon23
10-24-2007, 11:42 AM
...and find the answer to infection.

ThrowgnCpr
10-24-2007, 11:47 AM
My geologist? Now? Tell him the infection is fine and I don't need another check-up!

beckmen
10-24-2007, 11:31 PM
"What the fuck was I supposed to tell him? "Sorry, I can't give out that fucking information! It's against the rules! I don't trust you enough!" Well maybe I shoulda, but I couldn't!"

InvisibleWolfMan
10-25-2007, 05:18 AM
Ahhh, looks like I interrupted "Happy Time!"

ThrowgnCpr
11-02-2007, 03:56 PM
Of course you're happy. But what about my needs? This is all a damned inconvenience.

beckmen
11-02-2007, 05:58 PM
"Do me a fucking favor. Shut up...listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don't really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have...no brain. No judgment calls are necessary. What you think....means nothing. What you feel...means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that's what I want. And it's your responsibility to see that I get what I want."

Ghostcut
11-03-2007, 04:43 AM
"You piss me off! I'll kill you!"

Edit: Bonus points to anyone who can say where that quote was actually from.

SouprGrrl
11-04-2007, 03:34 AM
The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.

Grievous Angel Draven
11-04-2007, 12:05 PM
It's me you want, remember?!

ThrowgnCpr
11-10-2007, 04:05 PM
I'll eat anything you want me to eat. I'll saw anything you want me to saw. Come on down and I'll... chew on the dog! Arroooo!

Ghostcut
11-10-2007, 06:08 PM
It's in a bin 200 miles away.

The previous quote was from Battle Royale. Points to anyone who can guess what this quote was from.

SouprGrrl
11-11-2007, 10:31 AM
5 minutes to put the wreath on the grave and 6 hours to drive back & forth. Mother wants to remember so we trot 200 miles into the country while she sits at home

ThrowgnCpr
11-22-2007, 07:14 AM
Alas, poor country, almost afraid to know itself. It cannot be called our mother, but our grave...

Ghostcut
11-22-2007, 11:07 AM
"In a word: excellent."

INFERNAL AFFAIRS (無間道)

InvisibleWolfMan
11-22-2007, 11:30 AM
Execute them! *bonus to anyone who knows where it was taken from*

scaperat
11-23-2007, 02:59 AM
Don't kill him! If you kill him, he won't learn nothin'!

beckmen
11-23-2007, 12:41 PM
If you torture this asshole long enough, he'll tell you he started the God damned Chicago fire. But that DOESN'T NECESSARILY MAKE IT FUCKING SO! Come on, man! Think!

SouprGrrl
11-24-2007, 07:32 AM
I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll see and they'll know and they'll say, 'Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly.'

scaperat
11-24-2007, 08:52 AM
^Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST D*CK I'VE EVER SEEN ON A MAN.

Ghostcut
03-09-2008, 10:38 AM
It's getting dangerous to be poor in this country.

reave
03-09-2008, 05:53 PM
Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.

DaVaRo
04-18-2008, 09:26 AM
Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

ThrowgnCpr
04-29-2008, 11:37 AM
A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem.

Grievous Angel Draven
04-29-2008, 06:27 PM
Why?! What do ya want!

ThrowgnCpr
07-11-2008, 10:37 AM
That's why you keep coming back here. You're not free. You need this place to feel alive. It's pathetic.

JasonN
07-11-2008, 10:46 AM
It's the rules.

reave
07-11-2008, 04:18 PM
"Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!"

Grievous Angel Draven
07-11-2008, 09:55 PM
The Iceman Cometh!
(Mike, Kevin, and Bill: "The audience goeth!")

ThrowgnCpr
07-15-2008, 01:31 PM
That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.

AvP
12-07-2010, 12:18 PM
By jixby

Contained on this DVD-R is the complete Criterion laserdisc treatment of John Waters' Polyester. This is NOT meant to replace the currently-available edition on DVD, which is pretty nice in it's own right what with it's anamorphic picture and director commentary and theatrical trailer and replica odor-rama card (all of which you can't get on this DVD-R). Rather, it's meant to supplement your current legally-owned DVD release in order to make your life more complete. I have made a painstaking effort to replicate the laserdisc and all of it's extra features and audio tracks and even chapter stops. Contained on it is 3 and a half hours of material previously unseen on DVD.

There is a whole slew of extra stuff on this laserdisc that you can't get on DVD. Here's the breakdown for each audio track:

Audio Track #1:

Chapter 1: Opening/Logos
Chapters 2-42: The Movie (original audio)
Chapter 43: Supplement Opening (same audio on all tracks)
Chapter 44: No Smoking in This Theater (original audio; NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 45: Polyester Production Scrapbook (Tab Hunter commentary)/Whatever Happened to Showmanship? (Associate Producer Sara Risher commentary) (NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 46: Memories of Dreamland (same audio on all tracks with John Waters, Vincent Peranio, and Pat Moran) (NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 47: Love Letter to Edie (original audio)
Chapter 48: From the John Waters Collection (The Movie Loft Audio) (NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 49: Acknowledgments and Thanks (same on all tracks)

Audio Track #2

Chapter 1: Opening/Logos
Chapters 2-42: The Movie ("Shock Value" audio book audio NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD/OUT OF PRINT)
Chapter 43: Supplement Opening (same audio on all tracks)
Chapter 44: No Smoking in This Theater (original audio; also heard on track 1)
Chapter 45: Polyester Production Scrapbook (with Vincent Peranio and Van Smith commentary)/Whatever Happened to Showmanship? (Pat Moran commentary) (NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 46: Memories of Dreamland (same audio on all tracks with John Waters, Vincent Peranio, and Pat Moran)
Chapter 47: Love Letter to Edie (original audio; also heard on track 1)
Chapter 48: From the John Waters Collection (John Waters' Brief Tour of Baltimore/Baltimore's Craziest Entertainers audio) NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD!)
Chapter 49: Acknowledgments and Thanks (same on all tracks)

Audio Track #3

Chapter 1: Opening/Logos
Chapters 2-42: The Movie (audio commentary NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 43: Supplement Opening (same audio on all tracks)
Chapter 44: No Smoking in This Theater (audio commentary NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 45: Polyester Production Scrapbook (with Vincent Peranio and Van Smith commentary)/Whatever Happened to Showmanship? (Pat Moran commentary) (also heard on track 2)
Chapter 46: Memories of Dreamland (same audio on all tracks with John Waters, Vincent Peranio, and Pat Moran)
Chapter 47: Love Letter to Edie (Pat Moran Commentary NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 48: From the John Waters Collection (Van Smith commentary about Divine NOT AVAILABLE ON DVD)
Chapter 49: Acknowledgments and Thanks (same on all tracks)

NOTES ON THIS EDITION:

Originally the laserdisc only had excerpts from the "Shock Value" audio book, and they were all contained on side two, which means the corresponding audio track on side one was completely blank. So I did some digging around and found the entire audio book and decided to make a modified audio track that features the entire book rather than what was originally on the disc. So it's an expanded version what it was originally released. To fill time I also included a song by Edith Masey that follows the audio book.



The Audio Commentary with John Waters is INDEED different from the one on the New Line DVD.

The laserdisc occasionally will refer to the audio tracks as being on the stereo or analog tracks. It's handy to remember that the "stereo" track(s) they refer to are contained on this DVD's default track (#1). Analog 1 is track 2, and Analog 2 is track 3.

Also note there's no menu, much like the laserdisc before it. Just use your audio button or change the audio tracks on whatever computer program you use.

The chapter stops are based on the chapters placed on the actual laserdisc, though somehow they got lost in translation, causing them to get slightly out of sync in the final product. I fixed this issue for chapters 43-49 just because their exactness counted on the functionality of the way the disc is laid out. It was a tedious process, which is why I didn't bother with it for chapters 1-42.

The stuff on Chapter 48 is odd... There were some space issues I guess, so Criterion opted to put two videos on the same screen with audio you can switch. Take a look at the screen captures to get a better idea of what I mean.

Also, it's 4:3. The movie is letterboxed, most of the extras are in full-screen. If you want an anamorphic version of the movie, stick with the retail DVD. It looks better than this, anyway.

SCREENS:

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